people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….
^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.
I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA
THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR
What happens when they see this post?
I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.
JUST ALL THAT HE IS.
Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.
I’m going to miss this
Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?
He hates Twilight more than Stephen King.
- Shakespeare: The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars
- John Green: Bitch it might be
YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS
most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:
“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”
tumblr wont crash when sherlock season 3 comes out
it wont crash when the hobbit 2 comes out
it wont crash when the doctor who 50th anniversary comes out
tumblr will crash when leonardo dicaprio gets his fucking oscar
when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it
If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold.
Do you realize how hilarious it would be to see the actors really act out horribly-characterized fanfictions, in total seriousness, line for line
i swear to god dude if you don’t stop i’ll fucking hold your hand and tell you i love you
if I was a billionaire I would literally chill on tumblr and when I see people fretting over not being able to afford plane tickets to see friends, or convention tickets, or merch I’d just be like “YES HELLO £3000 COMING YOUR WAY HAVE A NICE DAY”
time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet
Okay so you know these glasses right?
I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.”
And she looked at me- looked at me dead in the eyes- and said very seriously:
“Ten times zero… is still zero”
Your friend just went up all the levels
oh. my. god.
Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley
He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in
We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basement
(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)
He also really likes his leather jacket.
UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK