¡Hola Mishamigos!

lordoftheassbutts:

violettevirus:

the-sea-is-free:

this—too—shall—pass:

deathagainstthelights:

all-that-sheeran:

people at my school always ask for my tumblr url, and I always say no, but I decided to make it more interesting….

this is the blog im giving out now.

^You, my friend, are a genius. Plus, that song makes it even better.

I JUST SPIT MY DRINK EVERYWHERE OMG THE AUTOPLAY HAHAHA

THIS IS THE BEST POST IN THE WHOLE WORLD OF TUMBLR

What happens when they see this post?

fandom-monster:

mybrainisallovertheplace:

lorasueee082011:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

r0sieelisabeth:

r0sieelisabeth:

Are girls getting more beautiful or am I getting more gay?

i’m getting more gay

mybunnynietzsche:

kirakirahanabi:

mathmaticalkrillbits:

anondracomalfoy:

bless you if you can admit your favorite character has flaws.

And bless you if you can admit your least favourite character has good points

and then there was umbridge

UMBRIDGE

eleanorjanestyle:

localnativity:

i wanna audition for all the ugly roles in movies because if you get the part youre in a movie which is cool but if you don’t get the part it means that you’re not ugly enough for it which is also cool

nothing i’ve ever heard was as positive as this post

weedrichards:

YOU KNOW THAT FEELING WHEN YOU FIND A NEW FAVORITE CHARACTER AND YOU CAN FEEL YOUR SANITY SLIPPING AWAY FROM YOU AS YOUR HEART BURSTS FROM YOUR CHEST AND YOU SCREAM THEIR NAME TO THE HEAVENS

fuck-yeah-titties-and-jazz:

most beautiful line from an hsm fanfic ever:

“troy was horny as fuck. his head was in his pants, not in the game”

bobeestinger:

tumblr wont crash when sherlock season 3 comes out

it wont crash when the hobbit 2 comes out

it wont crash when the doctor who 50th anniversary comes out

tumblr will crash when leonardo dicaprio gets his fucking oscar

when something happens in your fandom but none of your friends are in it 

samandriel:

If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold. 

jackbarakrying:

benedict-the-pirate:

Here’s a rose someone left on the beach

Here’s another rose someone left on the beach

I’m not even in this fandom and I know that this was a nono

thepriceismeg:

Do you realize how hilarious it would be to see the actors really act out horribly-characterized fanfictions, in total seriousness, line for line

dampsandwich:

i swear to god dude if you don’t stop i’ll fucking hold your hand and tell you i love you

someblokecalledrichbrook:

if I was a billionaire I would literally chill on tumblr and when I see people fretting over not being able to afford plane tickets to see friends, or convention tickets, or merch I’d just be like “YES HELLO £3000 COMING YOUR WAY HAVE A NICE DAY” 

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

the-road-so-frickin-far:

is it just me or is the leviathan winchesters fricken adorable…?

it’s almost like they’re just jared and jensen on a murder spree

gankingghouls:

[breathes heavily] did you just mention supernatural

sasstiel-sassbutt:

arasellle:

justheroverthere:

I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type

I know mine. it’s

pureblood

this post just got 209348451 times better okay

seblaine:

time flies when you’re having fun and by fun i mean sitting at home stuffing your face staring at a computer screen and freaking out over things that aren’t real with strangers you met on the internet

iloveyou5forever:

leo-las:

ironinkpen:

Okay so you know these glasses right?

I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.”

And she looked at me- looked at me dead in the eyes- and said very seriously:

“Ten times zero… is still zero”

Your friend just went up all the levels

oh. my. god.

benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

gracefullikeagazelle:

novvak:

novvak:

He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley

He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in

We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basement

(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)

He also really likes his leather jacket.

UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK

cheftier:

metallikato:

nuggles:

when you find a shirt you really like and wear it a couple times and it starts doing

the thing

These are called pills. You can remove them with a shaving razor. Be gentle with delicate fabrics!

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS A++ INFORMATION TUMBLR USER METALLIKATO